Greetings! I am the Queen Of Rats!

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Welcome to my website! I say I'm a queen, though I'm more of a peasant that has been cursed by a witch to be a tree that was then turned into a book, but the site name has already been made sooo... This little corner of the web has whatever I want to say, there's an "About Me" page with useless info on it... sometimes I update the mini-blog! Sometimes I talk about my feelings (i know, how fun!)

If you know me in real-life, congratulations, this website has allllll the tea, i'm just kidding... mostly.

If you are a very specific person I know who is associated in my head with the color purple, Hiii! Who told you what my website was? Was it me? Have I actually managed to talk to you without spontaneously combusting!? Probably not. You'll probably never see this text, why am I still writing this? also apologizing because i mention you sometimes in the blog (anonymously obvi but still) Why'd I write this in the first place? All of this could've gone unsaid. If you saw this, no you didn't :) oh my god why did i write this i should delete this...

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